Now it is no secret that blogging, essentially is bragging. Now, that being said, this post is not intended to be a slap in the face to my fellow bloggers. But that is what we are all doing, we’re saying, “hey guys! look what i found! I found it, and I’M smart because I found it first!” or we might be saying “hey… you there… i’m funny, i bet you didn’t know that…” we also could be saying, “hey… i write real good”
Are these things bad? YES no! they aren’t, and if they are indeed bad… or considered wrong.. than you know what blogosphere? I don’t want to be right..
See what i’ve done now is set up a theme for this post: Boasting. To follow the theme that i’ve already set up i’d like to do a bit of boasting. Upon recently graduating i have found a bit of trouble getting a job. Leaving me in stillwater, waiting tables, and hanging out with friends until i get one. It’s not all that bad but when i get off work and all my roommates are studying i feel distant and worthless. So i took up a new hobby. the art of whittling. Whittling is a transitive verb meaning to carve (wood) into an object by repeatedly cutting small slices from it.
It’s a lot harder than some of you assholes think too… I have also decided to share this with you all, so don’t make me regret it. Make me feel good. Tell me i’m good looking, skinny, and i am the best whittler you know (because it’s probably true).
My first project… I call it: My Wooden Index Finger
i carved that.
Okay now to more awesome things… friday night, me jeremiah, mark and roger went to frontier lanes for some bowling. After a couple of games we went to stonewall. Then we saw this:
Now. I am not one for taking pictures of weird people and posting it to make fun, but i just couldn’t resist. PLUS i’m not making fun of this guy. I am commending him. Do you guys know how many people probably have ponytails that never get to wear beany’s because it’s awkward feeling?? All this guy did was say… well hey that’s stupid that i cant STILL have a ponytail AND wear a beany. I am assuming he did something like this…. put the beany on. put his finger where he wanted his ponytail to come out. took off his beany and cut a hole in it. The rest is blogging history friends.
-Wash it.
